Things Kris Might Say

  • 2025: Year in Review

    This year, I prioritized creativity and connections, producing numerous art pieces and games while maintaining professional stability despite corporate challenges. I focused on health, family ties, and sharing my work, setting goals for further growth in 2026.

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  • Don’t Let Steak Sauce Keep You From Loved-Ones

    We don’t have to agree about everything to spend time with those we love. #MoTurkey #MoLove #ThanksgivingDinner

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  • It’s No Jesus in Toast – It May Be Better

    What could be better than an Elvis-shaped potato?? Believe me, this is better. Everybody says so.

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  • The Limerick Bait & Switch

    You don’t have to go one more limerickless day as an adult!

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  • Have Your AI Call My AI

    We’re not talking to each other anymore; our AIs are doing all the talking.

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  • Hell Toupee

    In recent weeks, the term “hell to pay” has been regularly gracing the news. Let me say up front, this is not a political post. While the Donald could certainly be the subject of a post titled “Hell Toupee”, other than the fact that he’s the one saying that there…

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  • This Time.com article highlights M-W’s word of the year for 2024 as well as nine other words of note. They selected polarization as word of the year, which seems pretty legit. I’ve heard the word quite a bit and it describes the state of things pretty well. They’ve also highlighted…

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  • Where Do Grown Ups Come From?

    I learned pretty young where babies come from, but it wasn’t until my late 40s that I learned where grown ups come from. For just shy of 15 years, I happily hustled to help build an amazing little startup. The founder of the start up worked to cultivate a non-corporate…

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  • The only thing I love more than a good analogy is food, so a food analogy gets to special parts of my brain. Who’s feeling snacky?

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  • Check On Your Potatoes

    They’re not okay.

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