Unfinished Kris

DISCLAIMER: I use AI for lots of things. Creative writing is not one of them. While ChatGPT could have whipped this up in just a few seconds, I used only time and HI to create this parody.

The featured image for this parody is a different story, entirely.

I Do Not Like To Use AI

Hey there! Hi!
I’m AI guy.

That AI guy!
That AI guy!
I do not like that AI guy.

Do you like to use AI?

I do not use it, AI guy!
I do not like to use AI.
I would not use it here or there.
I would not use it anywhere.
I do not like to use AI.
I do not use it, AI guy!

Would you use it in a house?
Would use use it with a mouse?

I would not use it in a house.
I would not use it with a mouse.
I would not use it here or there.
I would not use it anywhere.
I do not use it AI guy.
I do not like to use AI.

Would you use it to detect fraud?
Would you use Gemini or Claude?
Would you, could you in a car?
Use it! Use it! You’ll go far!

I would not, could not in a car!
I would not use Gemini or Claude.
AI is mostly used for fraud.

You may like it. It is great!
You may like to generate.

I would not, could not generate.
Not in a car – not to create!

Would you use it for a party plan?
Or to expedite a medical scan?
Would you use it to build a site?
Would you use it to help you write?
Would you use it as a tool?
Would you use it in a school?

I would not, could not – it’s all slop.
AI Guy, please make it stop!

You do not use it, so you say.
Try it! Try it, and you may!

Guy! If you will let me be, I will try it. You will see.

Say! 
I like to use AI.
I DO like it, AI guy.
I would use it in a house.
I would use it with a mouse.
I could use it for a plan,
Or for a site, or on a scan.
I could use it to help me write.
Thank you, guy.
I just might.