Every decade or so there is a story about Jesus or Elvis showing up as a potato or a burn mark in toast. The food item makes the rounds on the day time shows, the grocery checkout rag-mags, and maybe even the 700 Club. It’s typically escorted by its finder, a true worshipper of said religious or rock figure.
Well, recently while I innocently snacked on carrots and hummus, I took a nice healthy swipe of hummus with my carrot chip, and to my surprise, I had the next “Elvis-shaped potato” between my fingertips!
This time it was a political figure made of hummus and carrots!
It may be difficult to make out which political figure it is, but I am sure if you squint and tilt your head a little you’ll be able to make out who it is.
My mind raced as I thought of the possibilities! Donahue! Geraldo! Sally Jesse! I bet I could even get this thing on Dr. Phil!
There would be rallies. I could just hear the chants of support!
I knew what I had to do.
Let me tell you, it was the most delicious hummus-dipped carrot chip I ever tasted.
Unfinished Kris 
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